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[Mar. 3rd, 2009|02:37 pm] |
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I want to go to Heaven for the weather, and hell for the company! - The streets
If I beileved in either it would be a true statement. Still, got to love the streets. No reason for posting that other than I just listened to the song and I love still it even after hearing it 55 times (in 6 months no less) acording to I-tunes.
Here's another funny one...
Is it progression if a cannibal uses a fork? - Chiodos
Haha Yeah. That's humor.
So the following paragraphs have been written over the past week or so. I figured since I update so little anymore I would have a open livejournal tab at all time on my computer and that way I can just write whenever I get on to fiddle with my I-pod or to look up random facts on whether or not someone could have sex with a bottlenosed dolphin, and at the end of the week submit my entry. I always have random ramblings in my head I would love to write down, but insted I useually go off rambling like a wino drunk standing on the corner of Idustrial and Wyomning with his pants pulled down to his ankels screaming about Purple sausage and elephants. So to maybe keep some friends from disowning my lame ass I will try to focus my ranting and raveing here insted of going off at them. Let us start...
So my fucked up teeth that have been fucked for years finally got fucked to their fucking limit (I love alliteration), so to speak. Last Monday I got home from eating a lovely diner of pasta and Olive Garden breadsticks and salad at Tashi's house, went to take my normal nap and somehow chipped a tooth while laying down. How? I don't have the slightest fucking clue. It was like the tooth said "fuck this mouth" and tried to commit tooth suicide. I don't blame him.... but needless to say it hurt like a motherfucker the next day, but at the time it happened.... ehh not so much. Wasn't till the next mourning the pain hit, and with the pain came swelling, massive "balloon like" swelling. The left side of my face stuck out like I had just been in a cage fight against Randy Couture. A throbing pain that ensured getting any sleep would be impossible. So Wednesday Morning I went to the dentist. At this point my left eye was starting to shut because of the swelling. The dentist takes a look at me, my teeth, and says that I am fucked (I think he may have even laughed at my pathetic ass)and he can't operate on me till I get Penaslyn in my syestem to knock down the swelling. So I got perscriptions for some of that and some kick ass painkillers. My face is gone down and the operation is Friday, maybe Thursday. Joy.....
When do opinions become... something more? I am tore whether or not I care what other people think anymore when it comes to their oppinions in entertainment, because certain people don't have opinions, they seem to have demands. Sure I have never been one to beileve a reveiw fir what it is and always decide to make a judgement myself, but at times I can relate to a good reveiw of an album I am skeptical of checking out. Politics though, they have been the epicenter of what I am talking about, Both sides of the political spectrum, the left and the right, have preachers who it used to seem to me, spoke their opinions and left the rest to chance. Now-adays I think the definition opinion is skewered, and nothing is left for you to think but what they tell you. So I am about to examine what I feel of the some of the political leaders (or something like that) from both sides and write down my feelings about them. "Gee-wiz Cory, aren't you just now telling us your oppinion on them which is a contradiction to everything you just said?" Yep... So fucking sue me...
Let's examine the right side first...
Anne Coulter has always been a fat twat in my mind, She writes books defacing liberals and then bitches and moans when people (not just liberials, both sides call this bitch out fairly equilly) call her out on it. For fucks sake she even got Barbra Walters pissed off on the veiw! She is entitled to use her voice, but to whine when people question your so called "facts" is completely bogus, people aren't always going to agree with you Anne, My mommy taught me that in first grade. Next I will talk about Papa Bear himself. Bill O'Reily and me have never seen Eye to eye for sure, but I did used to respect his oppinion. He had a fully conservative veiw and it was his look at the way things are run, and that was that which I could respect even though I never agreed with him. This of course was back before he barked orders at his audience, and became the right wing lame ass poster boy that he is, and what I mean by that is simply this, I don't feel like he thinks in his head he is allowed to agree with one slightly leftist law, or veiw, or oppinion. He seems to stand up for the most inane right wing ideas you can think of for no other reason than he feels obligated to stand up for the right! He is a smart smart man, so he can't honestly think these laws are really for the good of the nation! I would love for him to once agree with Hillary Clinton, Al Franken or Jon Stewert on something. Nobody's always right Bill. As for Sean Hannity, He seemed to be the conservative who understood the left the most, that was untill I realized he does whatever to get his show ratings, whether that's to throw in the occasional "yeah Al Franken aint so bad" to get both listeners from the left and the right to tune in, only to go against everything he just said. He draws listeners for a profit, then says garbage and not a word uttered in Franken (or whomevers) defense. Actually... thats pretty damn crafty of him. Last there's Rush Limbaugh... Fuck him. Enouff said.
And now, the left. Tne precious Hippies, animal rights activists, and overall planet earth lovers! Keep in mind that I have been told that I am a straight leftist (with being vegatarian and opposing the war and all), a comment that I resent. Those who know me know I hate to be put in a group to begin with, but to be put in with a group I have no doubt in my mind that I do not fall into... God I get pissed.
I really only have a harsh problem with a few leftist, sure there are plenty of minor-league liberial assholes, but for the most part their harmless besides being dumb. Let's start with the two most hypocritical, shit-breathed people on the planet shall we? Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Why did I group these two together? Is it because I am racist and I feel all black people are the same? Not at all, It's simply because they do so much of the same common shit that they may be the same person just flipping costumes. These so called "people for the people" are fucking out of line. They are people only for the benifits of blacks, no matter what the stipulation is. They have defended straight Murderer simply because of the color of their skin. They are some of the worst, most vile humans alive. Preaching civil rights out of one side of their mouths, while being very anti-semetic out the other side of their mouth. Oh yes these assholes hate the jews. They are quoted on saying many anti-semetic things to the one group if people who fought strongly with them in the civilrights movement. I also have no clue what their actual occupations are. Reverned Al Sharpton doesn't seem to be a reverend to me.... and Jesse Jackson, besides being a ridiculus presidiential nominee seems to just show up at rallies and throws his voice into the mix. What a couple of grade A jerk off's. Next is Al Franken, who honestly I want to like. He's funny, smart, and usually spot on with his remarks. My main problem with him is his almost cocky attitude twards what he does. Is he a great speaker? I never heard him in person but I am sure he is great, but the arrogant attitude in thinking that all things the right say's is a selfish lie concokted by some corporations to further war benifits, is kind of like a reverse Bill O'Reily. I know it sounds good, and Anti-Flag can write some good songs about that, but it's not all true (...well Mostly). Last is Micheal Moore, I really detest this man for many reasons, I don't want to get into it to much because I could go forever on him , but all I got to say is you should start looking up things on him, look at facts from his movie, and try to find some footage of clips from his films and watch them unedited.
That's it for today. Toodles.
Cory (Hates everything) McFall. |
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